“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.” omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no
unsubstantiatedrumors: The friendzone doesn’t exist The “you’re boring and I’m not attracted to you” zone exists.
themarvelousm: nepeter: one day im going to hire a prostitute and just tell her about my feelings
has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to? you could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to, you could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted, you could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise. you could change the entire outcome of our lives,...
Tumblr user: *writes 10 paragraphs analysing 3 seconds of eye contact between 2 fictional characters*
Tumblr user: can't summon enough fucks to write a 1 page essay for school
sink-o-r-swim: how am i suppose to lose weight when food
ladyofpanem: nnonnahss: iraqobama: if you try to wake me up by pulling my blankets off ill probably kill you if you try to wake me up ill probably kill you ill probably kill you
calumon: im like 80% annoying and 20% boring
theyellowbrickroad: i hate when i become consciously aware of the fact that im breathing bc then i start breathing too fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much” and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and everything becomes complicated
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ekoenig: isn’t it upsetting that your future boyfriend is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM BOYFIRNE D
if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
samspurpletoothbrush: i don’t know about you, but failure has never made me want to try harder to succeed. failure just makes me want to lie down and never do anything ever again
me during my wedding vows: babe i just love you so much like you don't know i can't even you're so gorg and just perf and like you just give me so many feels i can't even omfg i ship us so hard lkjhfluyhejrg'zsjhf;s;dfgkhzs
jennaisonfire: yesterday at the mall this guy tried stealing a phone and he was running out the store and my mom tripped him and fucking screamed “SWIPER NO SWIPING”
person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
broadway-aradia: when you’re finally having a conversation with someone but then you send them a message and they don’t respond and you’re just like i blew it
genies: i hate how everyone complains about valentines day like shut up you’re alone on every other day too
joshramsay: if you dont like my constant band references you can put up or shut up
ahlistenalison: true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch
americassuitetarts: americassuitetarts: fall out boy should have fallen from the ceiling during taylor swift’s performance and yelled “hell yeah we’re getting back together” and then started playing grand theft autumn i don’t even remember making this post when did this happen
college is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here
unluckywhitelighters: It’s gotten to the point that I listen to too many genres and bands to where I can’t even describe my music taste as anything but as real good
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.