“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.”

omg bless you all i hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no

(Source: s-undae)

unsubstantiatedrumors:

The friendzone doesn’t exist

The “you’re boring and I’m not attracted to you” zone exists.

themarvelousm:

nepeter:

one day im going to hire a prostitute and just tell her about my feelings

(Source: shalrath)

has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to?  you could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to, you could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted, you could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise.  you could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are, why won’t we take those chances.

(Source: cruelbutkind)

sink-o-r-swim:

how am i suppose to lose weight when food

(Source: s-l-ee-p-l-e-s-s)

ladyofpanem:

nnonnahss:

iraqobama:

if you try to wake me up by pulling my blankets off ill probably kill you

if you try to wake me up ill probably kill you

ill probably kill you